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Macklemore/Anton Elmvik
Thrift Shop 8bit []
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Thrift Shop 8bit (x)
Macklemore

dude this sounds like really bad ass boss music holy shit??

wow

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the dildomaker is a pencil sharpener-esque device that shaves an object into the shape of a dingaling. 

I AM SCREAMING WITH LAUGHTER.


I’d get this just so I could give people penis candles for their birthdays

I would turn everything in my house into a dildo.

I’m so upset right now

what happens if i put someones actual willy in it
will it turn it into the perfect willy specimen 

I’m assuming you’d turn your steak into ground beef

IMAGINE THE POSSIBILITIES

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curtisplease: swing low sweet chariot comin for to carry me home

curtisplease:

swing low sweet chariot comin for to carry me home

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